Another way to say “bored”

Keeping someone as a backup dating option while you pursue others — they're on your bench in case your starter lineup falls through. "She's definitely benching me. I get a text every other Wednesday." Asymmetric attention is the tell; you're engaged when they're bored.

A boring, obvious, or universally-agreed-upon opinion posted as if it were an insight. "‘Customer service is frustrating' is a cold take, sir." Used as a dismissal that still reads as clever.

(Internet slang, derogatory) Online content or media that is boring, low-effort, meaningless or otherwise valueless.

(slang, UK) Being lazy or in a state of boredom.

(Australia, slang, idiomatic, derogatory) Stupid, dull, or foolish.

Seeming to last a lot of time, due to being boring, tedious, tiring, irksome, etc.