absolute zero
(slang, derogatory) A person or thing of absolutely no consequence.
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The likelihood of any contemporary university administration doing this is between zero and absolute zero
There is absolute zero doubt that Trump is a con man. Truly, whatever you can say about a con man does indeed apply to Trump... funny how that works, don't you think?
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(slang, derogatory) A person or thing of absolutely no consequence.
“There is absolute zero doubt that Trump is a con man. Truly, whatever you can say about a con man does indeed apply to Trump... funny how that works, don't you think?”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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(physics) The coldest possible temperature, equivalent to zero on the Kelvin scale, or approximately −273.15 °C, −459.67 °F; a total absence of heat; the temperature at which the motion of all molecules would cease.
“The likelihood of any contemporary university administration doing this is between zero and absolute zero”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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Big fat zero means absolutely nothing — not a small amount, not close to something, but a spectacular, emphatic absence of anything at all. It's the rhetorical equivalent of holding up a goose egg while shaking your head. The 'big fat' prefix is all about amplifying the zero's humiliation, making it clear that there was never even a chance of getting something. You'd use it after a fruitless job hunt, a disastrous first date, or any outcome that delivered spectacularly less than hoped.