A straightforward, crude slang term for a colostomy bag — a medical pouch attached externally to collect waste after certain surgeries that reroute the digestive tract. The term is typically used informally and sometimes dismissively by patients themselves or their close circles, functioning as dark humor around a sensitive medical reality. Less commonly, it may be used as a general insult, but the medical meaning is its primary documented sense.
After his surgery, he joked that his assbag had more personality than most people he knew.
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Regional slang from around the English-speaking world — British, Australian, Irish, Caribbean, Nigerian, Filipino, AAVE, and the hyphenated-English dialects that make the internet sound local.
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In its primary medical sense, an assbag is a colostomy bag, the external pouch that collects waste after certain bowel surgeries. The term is matter-of-fact among patients and caregivers who use it regularly. A secondary general insult sense exists in casual vulgar speech but is arguably less specific than the medical usage. Context makes the meaning clear, though the medical sense is the primary Wiktionary-documented one.
After the surgery, he spent weeks learning how to manage his assbag before feeling confident enough to go back to work.
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(US, slang) A colostomy bag.
“Tax cuts for who? What an assbag.”
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