assed
(US, slang, vulgar, in combination) Having a particular kind of ass or backside.
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The white flat chested flat assed girls were wearing v necks, bra straps visible, booty shorts and i couldnt wear a damn crew neck in the summer in Georgia. Tf im suppose to wear? A turtle neck? Like they didnt say…
"New leaders will rise!" Girl, shut up, ya fucknut. I so love when I trust my gut on people. The hub's got the "I told you so!" dance😂 I'll be assed to hell if I vote for a white woman to represent Indy over a Black…
After he committed 150+ well-documented impeachable offenses doing those two tiny half-assed charades was a fucking joke. Nobody made any real effort to get a conviction. Pelosi was fiercely opposed to impeachment t…
i'm cycling through these emotions every time i'm looking into the work that's been done, and it's either all half-assed or not even done at all even though i told them to do it.......
Your works in progress get more engagement than your finished pieces because people love being part of the journey. Share those rough sketches, early drafts, and half assed ideas. Invite them into your process.
Definitions
(US, slang, vulgar, in combination) Having a particular kind of ass or backside.
I can’t be assed to get out of bed today.
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(US, slang, vulgar, in combination) Adjective intensifier.
We asked John if he wanted to come down the bar with us, but he couldn’t be assed.
"assed" means: Adjective intensifier.. This is informal slang, common in casual speech, texting and social media, but not appropriate for school work, applications or professional settings. There is no real cause for concern in itself; it is everyday peer vocabulary. If your child uses it, a light comment about audience and register is usually enough — no need to escalate. Context, more than the word, tells you whether to follow up.
"assed" means: Adjective intensifier.. Register: informal slang, fine in casual conversation, texting and social media but not in academic essays, business writing or formal speech. Note the regional or dialect label (US) — usage may sound odd outside that variety. A common non-native mistake is to use the word in the wrong register, or to assume one fixed meaning when it is actually polysemous; always check the surrounding register and the audience before producing it yourself. In formal writing, prefer a neutral synonym or a short descriptive phrase, and use this word only when you have heard or read it being used naturally in a comparable context.
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(US, slang, vulgar) bothered; willing to make an effort.
“"New leaders will rise!" Girl, shut up, ya fucknut. I so love when I trust my gut on people. The hub's got the "I told you so!" dance😂 I'll be assed to hell if I vote for a white woman to represent Indy over a Black man, and I voted for his mom before him.”
“i'm cycling through these emotions every time i'm looking into the work that's been done, and it's either all half-assed or not even done at all even though i told them to do it.......”
I can’t be assed to get out of bed today.
“The white flat chested flat assed girls were wearing v necks, bra straps visible, booty shorts and i couldnt wear a damn crew neck in the summer in Georgia. Tf im suppose to wear? A turtle neck? Like they didnt say that to my mom but to me, weird shit”
— Bluesky· May 2026“"New leaders will rise!" Girl, shut up, ya fucknut. I so love when I trust my gut on people. The hub's got the "I told you so!" dance😂 I'll be assed to hell if I vote for a white woman to represent Indy over a Black man, and I voted for his mom before him.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“After he committed 150+ well-documented impeachable offenses doing those two tiny half-assed charades was a fucking joke. Nobody made any real effort to get a conviction. Pelosi was fiercely opposed to impeachment the whole time.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“i'm cycling through these emotions every time i'm looking into the work that's been done, and it's either all half-assed or not even done at all even though i told them to do it.......”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Your works in progress get more engagement than your finished pieces because people love being part of the journey. Share those rough sketches, early drafts, and half assed ideas. Invite them into your process.”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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