beef bayonet
A blunt and militarily-themed British slang term for the penis, pairing a meat reference with a military weapon for maximum crude impact.
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A blunt and militarily-themed British slang term for the penis, pairing a meat reference with a military weapon for maximum crude impact. Unlike softer euphemisms, beef bayonet doesn't try to disguise what it means — it commits fully to the bit. It has appeared in British comedy, bawdy novels, and any situation where someone is going for a laugh rather than discretion.
The stand-up comic's extended metaphor involving a beef bayonet had the front row covering their faces.
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(slang) The penis.
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