bitchless

Slang, typically used by young men, meaning single or without a girlfriend — using 'bitch' in its colloquial (if crude) sense of a romantic partner. It's the kind of self-deprecating or boastful declaration you'd hear in casual male banter, sometimes worn as a badge of freedom ('no ties') and sometimes as a complaint. The term belongs firmly to informal male social spaces and carries the blunt, unfiltered energy of internet-era guy-talk.