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cold gruel

Dated British slang for something thoroughly unpleasant or disagreeable — a situation or experience as unsatisfying and miserable as cold, congealed porridge.

ˈkoʊld ˈɡɹuɪl212 viewsLast reviewed Jun 29, 2026+ Add a definition
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#1·Apr 28, 2026

Dated British slang for something thoroughly unpleasant or disagreeable — a situation or experience as unsatisfying and miserable as cold, congealed porridge. The phrase uses the poverty-associated image of gruel (thin, cheap porridge) at its worst (cold) as a metaphor for something utterly grim.

Being assigned to the night shift over Christmas was cold gruel for everyone on the team.
Origin: Figurative use of 'cold gruel' (cold, unappetising watery porridge) as a metaphor for a miserable or distasteful experience. Editorial expansion authored on Slangora (model-assisted, hedged).
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#2·Apr 26, 2026

(UK, slang, dated) ; an unpleasant experience.

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