Crumb grinder is another playful, slightly irreverent way to describe a small child — a variation on crumb cruncher with the same underlying joke: kids make an absolute mess eating.
Crumb grinder is another playful, slightly irreverent way to describe a small child — a variation on crumb cruncher with the same underlying joke: kids make an absolute mess eating. The 'grinder' angle adds a mechanical, unstoppable quality, like the kid is a one-person snack-destruction machine with no off switch. It's used with exasperated affection by parents, relatives, and anyone who has ever picked Cheerios out of a car seat.
My sister brought her crumb grinder to the dinner party and by the time they left, there were Goldfish crackers in my sofa cushions.
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(slang, humorous, or, pejorative) A child.
(African American Vernacular English, slang) A child.
(slang, humorous, or, pejorative) A child.
A crumb cruncher is a playful — and sometimes exasperated — way to refer to a small child. The image is spot-on: little kids are basically crumb-producing machines, leaving a trail of snack debris everywhere they go. You'll hear it from parents venting to other parents, from childless adults dealing with their siblings' kids, or anyone who just discovered a crushed cracker in their couch cushions. It's teasing and affectionate more often than it is mean.
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(slang, humorous, _, or, pejorative) A child.
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