cubicle

“I hate when I get in the elevator at work and it smells like cigarettes. I only want to deal with that smell while walking around Las Vegas hotels. Not when I’m tethered to a cubicle and sneaking out for a quick break.”

“Go back to your cubicle,corporate whore”

“I need to go to the restroom but people are lined up outside my cubicle waiting for Taco Tuesday to start. If I get up someone will sit in my chair.”

“shy gal typing away in her office cubicle oh and she's also 11 feet tall and fat and bulky and does anyone hear something about to break”

“We can pat ourselves on the back for being 'open-minded' while sitting in the same cubicle or on the same couch every single day, or we can actually be open-minded enough to step outside that comfort zone. Real life isn't diverse; it's messy and requires effort.”

“not sure if any of my coworkers are even planning to show up. also last time nobody was in the office for a while there was a gigantic fucking cockroach in my cubicle. place your bets now”

“Not long after, the cubicle beside me clears and the man behind me in the queue goes in. He is audibly pissing at a great height with much vigour. I roll my eyes in irritation and jealousy and, without irony, think “Alright mate, no need to show off, it’s not a pissing contest””

“Trans people are no threat to cis women. I mean rape is basically decriminalised in the UK right now due to underfunding and lack of political attention, that's the sort of thing I care about more as a cis woman, not what bits the person in the next cubicle has/started with.”

“It's kind of related to something that came up on here the other day, in that the basic 90s cubicle job depicted in Office Space or The Matrix as making people feel trapped is itself almost aspirational now given poor wage growth, little job security etc.”

“Cubicle neighbor is always going through it. Like damn girl but keep it down plz”