dicksplash

A British vulgar insult for a contemptible, foolish, or deeply annoying person. Like many compound insults in British slang, dicksplash leans heavily into comic absurdity — the image it conjures is so ridiculous that it ends up being more funny than genuinely offensive. It's the kind of thing you'd mutter at someone who just cut you up on the motorway or broke something expensive through sheer stupidity. Crude, yes, but with a distinct cartoonish energy rather than genuine malice.