donkeyshit

A vulgar intensifier or noun meaning total nonsense, utter garbage, or literal donkey excrement depending on context. When used figuratively — which is the more common modern usage — calling something donkeyshit means it's complete rubbish, worthless, or ridiculous. It functions similarly to 'bullshit' but with a slightly more absurd, less mainstream energy. The kind of word that gets deployed when regular swear words just don't feel emphatic enough to convey the full scale of something's stupidity or worthlessness.