douche
A jet or current of water or vapour directed upon some part of the body to benefit it medicinally; in particular, such a jet directed at the vagina for irrigation.
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I dunno he just seems really cocky like he's better than everyone and I get it he's got main character energy since he's now kinda famous but don't be a douche 😂
Morning Fiona, quite a chilled day, baking cookies, I think, for the smalls tomorrow, choir tonight, douche friends theme tune, which I love. Hope you have a lovely day. 🥰
RFK JR’s plan to get off antidepressants: every morning eat 1 set of raccoon balls while snorting coke off toilet seat, exercise daily in jeans that make you look like a douche bag on steroids, avoid all books, scienc…
"allez hop à la douche les gars!"
No douche today I’m on alternating days now yayyy
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A jet or current of water or vapour directed upon some part of the body to benefit it medicinally; in particular, such a jet directed at the vagina for irrigation.
“The gayest thing about me is that I like to douche to unreleased Ethel Cain tracks”
— Bluesky· May 2026“These are concerns that only seem valid if you’re an American. We got falling planes, plague outbreaks and the douche-stapo at the airports. And cars that sometimes explode.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Language is fun and ever evolving lol I honestly didn't even know until just now that douche just used to mean washing. 🤣”
— Bluesky· May 2026“this is one of my biggest concerns, i REALLY dont wanna come off or accidentally be a douche like that 😭”
— Bluesky· May 2026“It smells like a cheap French whore’s douche”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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Something that produces the jet or current in the previous sense, such as a syringe.
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(obsolete) A jet or spray of any liquid.
: Earth, the great mother, begins to live. Romping like a child she rises from her bath in the spring floods, from her douche in the spring rain.
“I dunno he just seems really cocky like he's better than everyone and I get it he's got main character energy since he's now kinda famous but don't be a douche 😂”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Morning Fiona, quite a chilled day, baking cookies, I think, for the smalls tomorrow, choir tonight, douche friends theme tune, which I love. Hope you have a lovely day. 🥰”
— Bluesky· May 2026“RFK JR’s plan to get off antidepressants: every morning eat 1 set of raccoon balls while snorting coke off toilet seat, exercise daily in jeans that make you look like a douche bag on steroids, avoid all books, science & especially professional medicine advice”
— Bluesky· May 2026“"allez hop à la douche les gars!"”
— Bluesky· May 2026“No douche today I’m on alternating days now yayyy”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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