drain the lizard
(vulgar, slang, of men) To urinate.
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(vulgar, slang, of men) To urinate.
Be right back. Gotta go drain the lizard.
“Ladies, particularly those of you in Oz, a slang-related question for you: do you have an expression you'd use in place of "drain the lizard"?”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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A colorful slang euphemism used by men to mean urinating — draining one's bladder. It belongs to the long tradition of inventive, often absurdist slang for going to the toilet, using the 'dragon' as a metaphorical stand-in for the male anatomy. The phrase leans into the macho-absurd register common to locker room and pub banter, treating a mundane bodily function as an occasion for comic bravado. It's rude but not aggressive, and functions primarily as humor.