Informal slang meaning to waste time, mess about, or behave without purpose or direction.
I fart around other people's kids. Let the parents think their crotch spawn needs hosed down and changed.
"everyone on the left is an antisemite!" please shut up. The Labour party is massively racist and transphobic, yet people like you fart around letting it happen. Why is only one hate form unacceptable to you?
Informal slang meaning to waste time, mess about, or behave without purpose or direction. The term draws on 'fart' as a general expletive-lite intensifier (cf. 'fart about' in British usage) to convey aimless, unproductive behavior. It is mild enough to use in casual conversation without causing serious offense, though it is clearly informal speech rather than polite register. Essentially American English for the British 'fart about'.
Stop farting around on your phone and help me with these boxes.
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British slang for wasting time or messing around without getting anything done. Implies aimless, ineffective activity — fiddling without purpose. The tone is usually mildly exasperated, used when someone should be doing something productive but clearly isn't. Roughly synonymous with 'faff about' or 'muck about,' and slightly vulgar without being strongly offensive.
(slang) To waste time, or to fool about.
(Northern US, slang) To waste time frivolously or busy oneself with minor tasks; to experiment or tinker.
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To waste time, mess about, or avoid doing what you're supposed to be doing. Farting around is the art of doing nothing useful while looking vaguely busy — scrolling your phone when you should be working, taking ages on a simple task, or just generally dithering. It's mildly vulgar but rarely offensive, and widely understood across English-speaking countries as a casual way to call out someone's time-wasting.
Stop farting around on your phone and help me carry these boxes in.
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(slang) To waste time, or to fool about.
“I fart around other people's kids. Let the parents think their crotch spawn needs hosed down and changed.”
“"everyone on the left is an antisemite!" please shut up. The Labour party is massively racist and transphobic, yet people like you fart around letting it happen. Why is only one hate form unacceptable to you?”
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