flog the log
(idiomatic, slang, vulgar) To masturbate by stimulating one's penis.
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#1·Apr 27, 2026
(idiomatic, slang, vulgar) To masturbate by stimulating one's penis.
He was a normal horny boy who flogged the log with the best of them.
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