A gloriously emphatic slang unit of measurement meaning a massive, almost overwhelming quantity of something. 'Fuckton' is the vulgar step up from 'a lot' — it signals that the speaker is genuinely staggered by the amount they're describing. It fits neatly into the informal measurement scale of 'a bit → quite a bit → a ton → a fuckton.' Used with or without humorous intent, it's one of those swear-intensified quantity words that English has been perfecting for decades. Works for physical quantities, workloads, emotions — basically anything you have way too much of.
There's a fuckton of dishes in the sink and nobody is claiming responsibility for any of them.
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(vulgar, slang, often, humorous) A large amount.
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Regional slang from around the English-speaking world — British, Australian, Irish, Caribbean, Nigerian, Filipino, AAVE, and the hyphenated-English dialects that make the internet sound local.
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