fuckton
A gloriously emphatic slang unit of measurement meaning a massive, almost overwhelming quantity of something.
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dammit short form video services (youtube, instagram) keep showing me videos of people doing cool shit with vinyl record decks. i have a fuckton of CDs do not push me into buying a CDJ do not do not do NOT .....
i used to play a FUCKTON. ...also they added a whole level creator recently
He’s just got a fuckton of baggage. I’m glad he died Before he became another Alex jones And i don’t think he’s undead and became Alex jones ftr- jones has a deeper vocal register
i used to drink a fuckton of monster but they got silly expensive
I remain deeply skeptical that we will look back on this chip spending kindly. However, we will have a built a fuckton of transmission lines and solar and thats pretty cool
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A gloriously emphatic slang unit of measurement meaning a massive, almost overwhelming quantity of something. 'Fuckton' is the vulgar step up from 'a lot' — it signals that the speaker is genuinely staggered by the amount they're describing. It fits neatly into the informal measurement scale of 'a bit → quite a bit → a ton → a fuckton.' Used with or without humorous intent, it's one of those swear-intensified quantity words that English has been perfecting for decades. Works for physical quantities, workloads, emotions — basically anything you have way too much of.
There's a fuckton of dishes in the sink and nobody is claiming responsibility for any of them.
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(vulgar, slang, often, humorous) A large amount.
“dammit short form video services (youtube, instagram) keep showing me videos of people doing cool shit with vinyl record decks. i have a fuckton of CDs do not push me into buying a CDJ do not do not do NOT .....”
“He’s just got a fuckton of baggage. I’m glad he died Before he became another Alex jones And i don’t think he’s undead and became Alex jones ftr- jones has a deeper vocal register”
“i used to drink a fuckton of monster but they got silly expensive”
“dammit short form video services (youtube, instagram) keep showing me videos of people doing cool shit with vinyl record decks. i have a fuckton of CDs do not push me into buying a CDJ do not do not do NOT .....”
— Bluesky· May 2026“i used to play a FUCKTON. ...also they added a whole level creator recently”
— Bluesky· May 2026“He’s just got a fuckton of baggage. I’m glad he died Before he became another Alex jones And i don’t think he’s undead and became Alex jones ftr- jones has a deeper vocal register”
— Bluesky· May 2026“i used to drink a fuckton of monster but they got silly expensive”
— Bluesky· May 2026“I remain deeply skeptical that we will look back on this chip spending kindly. However, we will have a built a fuckton of transmission lines and solar and thats pretty cool”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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