have a turtle's head
(slang, humorous, somewhat, vulgar) To have an urgent need to defecate.
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(slang, humorous, somewhat, vulgar) To have an urgent need to defecate.
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A British slang euphemism for defecating. The phrase is descriptively visual — referencing the coiled shape of a stool — and belongs to the long British tradition of creative, semi-humorous toilet vocabulary. Used mostly in casual, laddish conversation, it's crude without being particularly offensive, slotting neatly into banter. Less clinical than 'defecate,' less blunt than 'take a dump,' it occupies the sweet spot of toilet humour that keeps things funny rather than shocking.