horse dick
Crude vulgar slang for an exceptionally large penis, using the horse as a reference point for extraordinary size.
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Crude vulgar slang for an exceptionally large penis, using the horse as a reference point for extraordinary size. The phrase is used both literally as a raw descriptor and figuratively as an expression of exaggerated size or magnitude — similar to how 'hung like a horse' operates. It appears in blunt conversations, locker room talk, and irreverent comedy, and carries a mix of shock value and a certain impressed, hyperbolic energy.
The comedian's whole bit was built around the phrase 'horse dick energy' as a metaphor for unearned confidence.
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(slang, vulgar) A very large penis.
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