lay the pipe
Vulgar slang, primarily American, for having penetrative sex — using the plumbing metaphor so transparently it barely qualifies as euphemism.
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Vulgar slang, primarily American, for having penetrative sex — using the plumbing metaphor so transparently it barely qualifies as euphemism. Lay the pipe is crude, casual, and mostly used in informal male conversation or hip-hop lyrics. The metaphor is purely mechanical and doesn't carry romantic connotations. It's explicit enough that context determines whether it lands as edgy humor or just crass.
He talked a big game but she said he couldn't lay the pipe to save his life.
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(slang, vulgar) To have penetrative sex.
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