A sleep optimization routine that's technically present but so half-hearted it barely counts. Mid sleepmaxxing looks like downloading a sleep tracker but never checking the data, buying blackout curtains and leaving them in the packaging, or switching from coffee to tea but still drinking three cups at 8 PM. You've absorbed the vocabulary, you follow the accounts, and you talk a good game — but the actual execution is thoroughly average. Mid sleepmaxxing is the wellness equivalent of having a gym membership you use once a month: the intention is there, the follow-through very much is not.
I have the app, the eye mask, and the magnesium — but honestly my routine is still mid sleepmaxxing at best.
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