(North America, slang, vulgar) A response to a suggested situation that one thinks has no chance of ever occurring.
''‘I am sure he'll pay you back tomorrow.’ ‘Yeah right, and monkeys might fly out of my butt''.’
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Regional slang from around the English-speaking world — British, Australian, Irish, Caribbean, Nigerian, Filipino, AAVE, and the hyphenated-English dialects that make the internet sound local.
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