monkeys might fly out of my butt
(North America, slang, vulgar) A response to a suggested situation that one thinks has no chance of ever occurring.
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(North America, slang, vulgar) A response to a suggested situation that one thinks has no chance of ever occurring.
''‘I am sure he'll pay you back tomorrow.’ ‘Yeah right, and monkeys might fly out of my butt''.’
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