Mouse

“ill take a mouse issue over when i first moved into this apartment and i was being attacked by bees and rats would jump on me when i moved the garbage”

“painting randomly falls off wall at 3 in the morning, shattering loudly and waking me up go into room to clean up glass while cleaning glass a mouse runs by, through the broken glass, startling me to the point i go “AWUHH?!” is my life a cartoon”

“Frontend atleta ¿Por qué el programador frontend nunca va al gimnasio? Ya se entrenó lanzando el mouse aprendiendo a maquetar #Chiste #Humor #Meme #Frontend”

“hell nah my cat caught a mouse I need to get out of this fuck ass house 😱”

“If you swallowed a mouse (whole, live) and got punched in the stomach hard enough to throw it back up, would it be able to survive? assuming you got punched right after the mouse was swallowed. would it get hurt by the punch itself? this is also assuming the conditions were favorable for the mouse to be alive in the stomach for a few seconds, so no suffocating or chewing.”