(British, informal) A supposed surname for a friendless person.
Jeff No-Mates spends his evenings on the computer instead of going down to the pub.
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Regional slang from around the English-speaking world — British, Australian, Irish, Caribbean, Nigerian, Filipino, AAVE, and the hyphenated-English dialects that make the internet sound local.
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