number two
(euphemistic, usually, childish) Feces; the act of defecation.
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Amidst this crisis, one intrepid Indian #startup, String Bio, is solving for #methanemitigation too, and it is doing this by, you’d never guess it! Hint number two: @projectdrawdown.bsky.social counts it the emergenc…
In honor of Striking Distance (aka the number two silliest action movie filmed in Pittsburgh) hitting Netflix, a reminder that Commonwealth Press made these t-shirts and still sells them: www.compressmerch.com/product…
Number two was my first apartment in Seattle and I still miss it. Was the best apartment I’ve had. Great little community of folks inside then. Anyways, these should absolutely coat the city. It’s way better than a…
Number one rule of mahjong is to aurafarm. Number two rule is to win
Was Macro, Sejanus'(Patrick Stewart) number two man on I, Claudius.
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(euphemistic, usually, childish) Feces; the act of defecation.
I need to go number two.
“Number one rule of mahjong is to aurafarm. Number two rule is to win”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Was Macro, Sejanus'(Patrick Stewart) number two man on I, Claudius.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Blitzball is the best FF minigame, all others are number two or lower!”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Quick tour of wiki says it was this chap. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_D... Only the two mining the Valiant were captured. But de la Penne was an aristocrat, so no doubt educated, so maybe the story refers to his number two.”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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(nautical, slang) A first mate.
After she had shown great promise over the last 10 years, he made her his number two.
“Amidst this crisis, one intrepid Indian #startup, String Bio, is solving for #methanemitigation too, and it is doing this by, you’d never guess it! Hint number two: @projectdrawdown.bsky.social counts it the emergency-brake solutions to halt #globalheating ASAP.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“In honor of Striking Distance (aka the number two silliest action movie filmed in Pittsburgh) hitting Netflix, a reminder that Commonwealth Press made these t-shirts and still sells them: www.compressmerch.com/products/tak...”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Number two was my first apartment in Seattle and I still miss it. Was the best apartment I’ve had. Great little community of folks inside then. Anyways, these should absolutely coat the city. It’s way better than a big complex but also dense enough to fill housing needs.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“>> Okay. Okay. Number two coming at you.”
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(US, police) White, Caucasian.
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