Pallatic means: Geordie dialect for absolutely paralytic - so drunk you can barely stand, speak, or function. It's the Tyneside upgrade of "wrecked," deployed when "drunk" just doesn't cover the damage. Newcastle. There is no real cause for parental concern; it is descriptive vocabulary rather than risky behaviour. If your teen uses it, context will usually make the intent clear. A short, curious question about where they heard it is usually all that is needed to know whether to follow up.