asswipe
(uncountable) Toilet paper.
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Born ~1947 · 1 year of recorded useSeen in the wild
Thieving Asswipe Nincompoop Going Oranger
This asswipe needs to be deported
the democrats MUST use EVERY SINGLE LEGAL strategy in their toolbox. take the fckn gloves off. this country is worth fighting for. use the laws those asswipe republicans changed to benefit them, for OUR BENEFIT. . .…
Half-asssed instructions from the corporate shills. "Fill this out and return ASAP. It's from (name of incompetent asswipe who can't figure out how to collect the data themselves)."
Part of the reason we are currently at war with Iran is because Lindsey Graham told Netanyahu how to get Trump to attack! Vote that asswipe OUT! Vote BLUE and get a sensible smart Senator we can trust!!!
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(uncountable) Toilet paper.
...they have been exchanging insults in writing: "dickhead," "dillweed," "fuzzbutt," "dorkwad," "asswipe," and so forth.
“the democrats MUST use EVERY SINGLE LEGAL strategy in their toolbox. take the fckn gloves off. this country is worth fighting for. use the laws those asswipe republicans changed to benefit them, for OUR BENEFIT. . . . FOR THE COUNTRY'S BENEFIT - --”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Half-asssed instructions from the corporate shills. "Fill this out and return ASAP. It's from (name of incompetent asswipe who can't figure out how to collect the data themselves)."”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Part of the reason we are currently at war with Iran is because Lindsey Graham told Netanyahu how to get Trump to attack! Vote that asswipe OUT! Vote BLUE and get a sensible smart Senator we can trust!!!”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Listening to Little Marco asswipe, talk about illegal acts….”
— Bluesky· May 2026“This ignorant asswipe got vaccines while he was in the military -long before Joe Biden was president.”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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(countable, offensive, or, derogatory) An annoying, contemptible, or worthless person.
“This asswipe needs to be deported”
He is such an asswipe!
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