Australian slang for toilet paper — a term that's both crude and oddly endearing, typical of Australian informal humor. The 'tickets' framing adds a bureaucratic absurdity to the most basic of bathroom supplies. It's the kind of phrase that might pop up in casual banter, shared-house conversations, or as a euphemism that's somehow simultaneously ruder and funnier than the thing it describes. During pandemic-era toilet paper shortages, the phrase gained new ironic resonance.
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We've completely run out of poo tickets — someone needs to do a supermarket run.
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(slang, AU) Toilet paper.
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