Badly packed kebab means: The vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia.. It is informal slang, fine in casual speech but not suited to formal contexts. It carries sexual or vulgar connotations; not alarming on its own but worth understanding the context your teen heard it in. If your teen uses it, context will usually make the intent clear. A short, curious question about where they heard it is usually all that is needed to know whether to follow up.
badly packed kebab
(UK, slang, vulgar) The vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia.
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(UK, slang, vulgar) The vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia.
> What was the url for that webpage you found, with the naked woman called> Tinkerbell? She was big!>>LOL, she had a badly packed kebab too. I can't find it, she was on blueyonder though if anyone wants to google for it.
Badly packed kebab means: The vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia.. It is informal slang, fine in casual speech but not suited to formal contexts. It carries sexual or vulgar connotations; not alarming on its own but worth understanding the context your teen heard it in. If your teen uses it, context will usually make the intent clear. A short, curious question about where they heard it is usually all that is needed to know whether to follow up.
badly packed kebab means: The vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia.. Register: very informal, often derogatory or vulgar. Avoid in formal, business, academic, or polite writing. Even in casual speech the word can offend and is best left out of a learner's active vocabulary. A common learner mistake is using the word in a register it does not fit, or assuming a single global meaning; native speakers immediately notice when slang appears in formal contexts, so always check the surrounding register before producing it yourself.
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