Vulgar slang term referring to a circumcised penis. Used bluntly and informally, often in crude humour or comparison. The descriptor 'bald' here evokes the absence of a foreskin rather than hair, drawing an analogy to a bare or exposed surface. Typically used among peers in casual, unfiltered conversation rather than in polite contexts. Tone varies — it can be descriptive, mocking, or simply matter-of-fact depending on delivery and audience.
He'd never heard the phrase before, but his mates wouldn't stop cracking jokes about him being a bald dick.
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A vulgar slang term for a circumcised penis, with bald describing the absence of foreskin after circumcision. Used in crude conversation and humor, occasionally in comparison or cultural-debate contexts. Blunt and anatomically descriptive; the term is matter-of-fact in some uses and deliberately provocative in others depending entirely on context and speaker intent. Its appearance in comparison-based conversations reflects broader cultural debates about circumcision that have not been resolved by medical consensus.
The comedy club bit about bald dicks vs uncircumcised got the most divided reaction of the night.
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(slang, vulgar) A circumcised penis.
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Regional slang from around the English-speaking world — British, Australian, Irish, Caribbean, Nigerian, Filipino, AAVE, and the hyphenated-English dialects that make the internet sound local.
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