A vulgar slang term for the vulva, using a seafood metaphor that refers to both its general shape and the presence of pubic hair. Common in low-register comedy, crude jokes, and adult-oriented humour. Not used in polite or clinical contexts. Part of a long tradition of crustacean and seafood metaphors in vulgar English slang for female genitalia. Typically encountered in raunchy humour, stand-up comedy, and adult fiction rather than everyday speech.
The joke relied on a tired bearded clam punchline that got more groans than laughs.
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Regional slang from around the English-speaking world — British, Australian, Irish, Caribbean, Nigerian, Filipino, AAVE, and the hyphenated-English dialects that make the internet sound local.
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A vulgar slang term for the vulva, combining the visual metaphor of a bearded face with the clam's shell-like physical appearance. One of the more enduring food-animal metaphors in anatomical slang, common across North American and Commonwealth informal speech. Used in crude humor and explicitly sexual contexts; rarely in any neutral register and never in clinical contexts. It belongs to a category of vulgar slang that has sufficient cultural saturation to be understood widely, even if rarely deployed in everyday conversation.
The comedy sketch was pulled after the bearded clam joke aired before the watershed.
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(vulgar, slang) Vulva.
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