bumf
(pejorative) Useless papers; now especially official documents, standardized forms, sales and marketing print material, etc.
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(pejorative) Useless papers; now especially official documents, standardized forms, sales and marketing print material, etc.
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(British, Irish, obsolete) Toilet paper.
: And as for the limited warnings on documents and signs – we are so used to reading this bumf we fail to realise when they mean business.
“My doctor just ordered imaging.......my insurance? Nothing here where I live...but, I can drive to bumf*ck Bend ....90 miles away and it is covered. If I choose to do it here it is cash out of pocket as they don't cover the local imaging centers. Healthcare sucks in America”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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