choad
A penis, especially one that is short and thick.
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#1·Apr 26, 2026
A penis, especially one that is short and thick.
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“Eat choad and die, jizzchuckle!”
“I say this with nothing but love for my American friends and peers, but America has the worst tiny dick energy I have ever seen, only the UK - with its perennial choad problem - comes close.”
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#2·Apr 26, 2026
The perineum.
: Your choad veins are pulsing love songs
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#3·Apr 26, 2026
(derogatory) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
1970±, S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question)” (1993 August 11), , Usenet
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