(slang, vulgar) Penis.
(slang, vulgar) Penis.
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(slang) The penis.
A comedic British slang term for the penis, relying on the absurdist imagery of combining a dessert topping with military hardware. This is firmly in the tradition of silly, juvenile British euphemisms that achieve their effect through sheer ridiculousness rather than aggression. It's the kind of phrase that turns up in schoolyard banter, crude comedy, and any context where someone prefers a laugh over a clinical term.
(slang, vulgar) A penis, especially a big one.
(slang, vulgar) A stain from ejaculate.
Explicit vulgar slang for a penis, especially a notably large one. The term is bluntly anatomical with no euphemistic softening. Used in crude sexual contexts or as shock-value humour. The compound construction follows a pattern common in sexual slang.