high as giraffe pussy
An over-the-top vulgar simile used to describe being extremely high on marijuana or other substances.
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An over-the-top vulgar simile used to describe being extremely high on marijuana or other substances. The punchline is the anatomical impossibility — a giraffe's anatomy puts things very, very far up, making the phrase a hyperbolic way of saying you're as high as it gets. Popular in stoner culture and casual conversation for comedic effect, often used to get a laugh while also conveying genuine intoxication.
By the time the second blunt came around, Marcus was high as giraffe pussy and couldn't stop giggling at the ceiling fan.
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(simile, slang, vulgar) Very high .
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