"idiot's lantern" means: The idiot's lantern is a wonderfully snarky old British nickname for the television — the glowing box in the corner that keeps millions star.... This is a fairly neutral word with no inherent risk attached. There is no real cause for parental concern; it is descriptive vocabulary rather than something dangerous. If your child uses it, context will usually make the meaning clear. A brief, curious question about where they heard it is generally enough to know whether to follow up.
idiot's lantern
The idiot's lantern is a wonderfully snarky old British nickname for the television — the glowing box in the corner that keeps millions staring slack-jawed for hours.
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The idiot's lantern is a wonderfully snarky old British nickname for the television — the glowing box in the corner that keeps millions staring slack-jawed for hours. It captured the mid-20th century suspicion that TV was rotting people's brains long before smartphones took the blame. Still gets dusted off sarcastically when someone wants to take a swipe at binge culture.
My granddad called it the idiot's lantern and refused to have one in the house until 1987.
"idiot's lantern" means: The idiot's lantern is a wonderfully snarky old British nickname for the television — the glowing box in the corner that keeps millions star.... This is a fairly neutral word with no inherent risk attached. There is no real cause for parental concern; it is descriptive vocabulary rather than something dangerous. If your child uses it, context will usually make the meaning clear. A brief, curious question about where they heard it is generally enough to know whether to follow up.
"idiot's lantern" means: The idiot's lantern is a wonderfully snarky old British nickname for the television — the glowing box in the corner that keeps millions star.... Register: neutral, standard English, usable in most everyday contexts. Note the regional or dialect label (British) — usage may sound odd outside that variety. A common non-native mistake is to use the word in the wrong register, or to assume one fixed meaning when it is actually polysemous; always check the surrounding register and the audience before producing it yourself. In formal writing, prefer a neutral synonym or a short descriptive phrase, and use this word only when you have heard or read it being used naturally in
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(UK) A television set.
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