A crude British and Australian colloquial phrase meaning to defecate. Like much toilet humor slang, it favors the oblique and physical — the verb 'bend' evoking the physical effort sometimes involved. It's the kind of expression you'd hear in a pub conversation or a locker room, where euphemistic but still vulgar language is the preferred register. More common among older generations and working-class speakers in the UK and Australia, it's blunt, unglamorous, and entirely functional.
He announced he needed to bend one off and disappeared for twenty minutes, which killed the conversation dead.
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(UK, Australia, colloquial, vulgar) To defecate.
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Regional slang from around the English-speaking world — British, Australian, Irish, Caribbean, Nigerian, Filipino, AAVE, and the hyphenated-English dialects that make the internet sound local.
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