A crude British and Australian colloquial phrase meaning to defecate. Like much toilet humor slang, it favors the oblique and physical — the verb 'bend' evoking the physical effort sometimes involved. It's the kind of expression you'd hear in a pub conversation or a locker room, where euphemistic but still vulgar language is the preferred register. More common among older generations and working-class speakers in the UK and Australia, it's blunt, unglamorous, and entirely functional.
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UK and Irish slang — Cockney, Scouse, Geordie, Yorkshire, Glaswegian, Brummie, Welsh, West Country, plus Irish English. Centuries of regional dialects feeding into modern British and Irish street talk.
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He announced he needed to bend one off and disappeared for twenty minutes, which killed the conversation dead.
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(UK, Australia, colloquial, vulgar) To defecate.
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