massage parlor
A place where clients can pay for a massage.
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This reminds me of years ago when I told a programmer friend that the rate for workers at a happy ending massage parlor was something like $150/hour and she was like “that’s more than I’ve ever made!!!” and I was like…
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A place where clients can pay for a massage.
“A fictional thriller about child abuse can't compete with the reality of the US Government being led by a chief organizer of real-life child abuse, prostitution and organized crime. Good advertising for the Mar a Lago Massage Parlor.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“This reminds me of years ago when I told a programmer friend that the rate for workers at a happy ending massage parlor was something like $150/hour and she was like “that’s more than I’ve ever made!!!” and I was like, “… they’re not working 40 hours a week””
— Bluesky· May 2026
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A place that offers a happy ending (a hand job) after the massage; a front organization for a brothel.
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— Bluesky· May 2026
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(by extension, slang, euphemistic, vulgar) An orgasm, especially one experienced by a male client after a hand]] provided by a masseuse at the end of a massage.