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meadow muffin

A playful American euphemism for a cow pat — the dried, disc-shaped deposit of cow dung found in pastures.

ˈmɛˌdoʊ ˈmʌfən102 viewsLast reviewed Jun 29, 2026+ Add a definition
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#1·Apr 28, 2026

A playful American euphemism for a cow pat — the dried, disc-shaped deposit of cow dung found in pastures. The name is a gentle joke that packages something decidedly unappetizing in hilariously wholesome language, comparing it to a baked good. Meadow muffins get their moment in country humor, rural tourism experiences (yes, meadow muffin toss contests are a real thing at some county fairs), and any conversation where 'cow poop' feels too blunt.

He wasn't watching where he was going and stepped squarely into a meadow muffin in the middle of the field.
Origin: American rural euphemism playing on the visual similarity between a dried cow pat and a flat muffin; part of a long tradition of humorous food-based nicknames for animal dung. Editorial expansion authored on Slangora.
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#2·Apr 27, 2026

(informal, US) cow pat.

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