rod-on
British slang term for an erection.
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British slang term for an erection. Blunt, unadorned, and unapologetically British in its no-nonsense phrasing — 'rod-on' is the kind of phrase that gets a laugh precisely because it sounds like something a plumber would say. It belongs to the long tradition of British vulgar slang that treats the body with cheerful practicality rather than euphemism. Mostly heard in casual male banter or comedy contexts rather than polite conversation.
He embarrassingly got a rod-on during the slow dance and had to maneuver his way off the floor.
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(UK, slang) An erection of the penis.
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