schmuck
A jerk; a person who is unlikable, detestable, or contemptible because they are stupid, foolish, clumsy, oafish, inept, malicious, or unpleasant.
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hey @fetterman.senate.gov ! you loser, take the $$ from SCHMUCK 47 ?!?! AND YOU MUST LEAVE THE AREA !!! STAT. we heard you HANG OUT that that "WE HEAR YOU" NUT katie BRIT ?!?!? you hang out with MAGATS instead of the…
Says the schmuck spewing random utterances at strangers and then flipping the fuck out at the speed of light when no one understands what the fuck it is you’re blathering about.
hey FETT ! you loser, take the $$ from SCHMUCK 47 ?!?! AND YOU MUST LEAVE THE AREA !!! STAT.
Let them all eat each other this summer But I love how this schmuck said impeachment isn't a priority. Turns out it is, goldbricker
As a reminder, this schmuck's son "owned" one of the larger Broadway landlords and one of his theaters [that he recently sold to a British consortium and private equity] literally caught on fire yesterday morning. The…
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A jerk; a person who is unlikable, detestable, or contemptible because they are stupid, foolish, clumsy, oafish, inept, malicious, or unpleasant.
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A deplorable, pitiful person.
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(slang, intransitive, rare) To behave like a schmuck.
“hey @fetterman.senate.gov ! you loser, take the $$ from SCHMUCK 47 ?!?! AND YOU MUST LEAVE THE AREA !!! STAT. we heard you HANG OUT that that "WE HEAR YOU" NUT katie BRIT ?!?!? you hang out with MAGATS instead of the DP PPL !!!!! OUT WITH YOU SUCKER, OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Says the schmuck spewing random utterances at strangers and then flipping the fuck out at the speed of light when no one understands what the fuck it is you’re blathering about.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“hey FETT ! you loser, take the $$ from SCHMUCK 47 ?!?! AND YOU MUST LEAVE THE AREA !!! STAT.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Let them all eat each other this summer But I love how this schmuck said impeachment isn't a priority. Turns out it is, goldbricker”
— Bluesky· May 2026“As a reminder, this schmuck's son "owned" one of the larger Broadway landlords and one of his theaters [that he recently sold to a British consortium and private equity] literally caught on fire yesterday morning. The son still showed up to the gala that night!”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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