spastic
(colloquial, ;, pejorative, or, offensive, especially, in, the, _, UK, and, Ireland) A stupid, clumsy person.
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Crazy face, usually precedes some spastic activity 🤪
Dancing or having a full-body spastic attack? YOU BE THE JUDGE!
Those were WBs numbers you spastic. That is until they prevented the quarterly hours being released because they were embarrassed by the decline.
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(colloquial, ;, pejorative, or, offensive, especially, in, the, _, UK, and, Ireland) A stupid, clumsy person.
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(now, offensive, especially, in, the, _, UK, and, Ireland) A person affected by spastic paralysis or spastic cerebral palsy.
“Crazy face, usually precedes some spastic activity 🤪”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Dancing or having a full-body spastic attack? YOU BE THE JUDGE!”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Those were WBs numbers you spastic. That is until they prevented the quarterly hours being released because they were embarrassed by the decline.”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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