chalk

“I sadly feel I have no sense of perspective. Chalk it up to have one good eye and one potato. Still I can usually tell stuff is ai cause the stuff they try to fake is ridiculous”

“We can chalk up Neptune recognizing Rouge's name because it means Red. Why would Neptune KNOW her if she's a NEET”

“Eat chalk, stranger… where should the celebs sit, asshole? Fuck yourself dipshit… tried to be polite, but I don’t tolerate ghoulish manly men that think they are it. #fuckoff”

““WTF? Where does all this damn string keep coming from? And who keeps putting up chalk graffiti on my walls?! I just cleaned all this! … Man, when I find out who is vandalizing my house…””

“He may have spent a fortune, but he did it within the rules, improving revenue, moving on good academy players and growing the club as a whole. Compare that to Chelsea, city, Manchester Utd...its chalk and cheese.”

“Tracey rubbed the white powder between her fingers. It felt like chalk. It tasted like dead air.”

“The most significant news revealed in this one is that the government thinks there probably won’t be enough jet fuel for most of you to go on your summer holidays abroad this year, so that’s another one to chalk up for the gaiety of the nation.”

“These are photos of the River Granta at the Pocket Park in Linton,Cambs.The River Granta is a rare chalk stream.The Pocket Park is a wildlife area in Linton. #chalkstream #PocketPark #protectchalkstreams”

“Them: "I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER." Me: "Okay, we can do that. Please hold until the new moon. You will need to provide your name, order number, and an unblemished black goat. I'm emailing you the chalk circle schematic now."”

“book got a bit sweaty and slippery, going to chalk this one up to a learning experience”