A crude British vulgar slang term for the anus, using a visual metaphor that combines color and shape.
At Gregg’s Wetherby services, and someone has just bought one of these by utterly the truly iconic line…”oooh a chocolate starfish please”
First, in "Hot Dog", he tells his detractors to, "Kiss my starfish, my chocolate starfish".
A crude British vulgar slang term for the anus, using a visual metaphor that combines color and shape. Typically used in rude humor, bawdy jokes, or crude conversation rather than in any clinical or descriptive context. The term gained broader cultural visibility when the band Limp Bizkit titled their 2000 album 'Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water,' bringing the slang phrase to a wider international audience. It remains a fixture of British and Australian dirty humor.
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UK and Irish slang — Cockney, Scouse, Geordie, Yorkshire, Glaswegian, Brummie, Welsh, West Country, plus Irish English. Centuries of regional dialects feeding into modern British and Irish street talk.
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(vulgar, slang) a piece of faeces.
(Commonwealth, mildly, vulgar) The anus.
A crude and deliberately ridiculous slang term for a piece of faeces, deploying food imagery for maximum comic grossness. It's the kind of phrase that exists primarily to be absurd and funny rather than genuinely offensive, leaning on the long tradition of scatological humour that runs through British and American vernacular. You'd expect to encounter it among teenagers trying to get a reaction, in lowbrow comedy, or in a moment of bathroom-humour solidarity between friends.
(slang, vulgar) An anus.
Their [self-titled](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_Starfish_(album) "Chocolate Starfish (album)") debut album, issued in April 1994, peaked at No.
The stand-up's routine was full of chocolate starfish gags that had the crowd wincing and laughing at the same time.
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(British, vulgar, slang) The anus.
"chocolate starfish" is a strong or offensive slang term meaning the anus. Teens often use words like this for shock value or to bond with peers, without fully appreciating who could be hurt by them. The concern is less the word itself and more whether it is aimed at a particular person or group. A short, matter-of-fact conversation about who hears these words and how they land is usually more effective than banning the word outright.
"chocolate starfish" is highly informal and vulgar English meaning the anus. It is mainly heard in British English (and Irish English). A more formal or neutral equivalent would be something like "the anus" expressed in standard vocabulary. A common mistake for non-native speakers is to use "chocolate starfish" thinking it is neutral; in fact it is rude and can offend, so avoid it in writing or in any professional setting. If you are a B2 or C1 learner, it is useful to recognise this word when you hear or read it, but think carefully about whether the situation really calls for it before using it yourself.
“At Gregg’s Wetherby services, and someone has just bought one of these by utterly the truly iconic line…”oooh a chocolate starfish please””
“First, in "Hot Dog", he tells his detractors to, "Kiss my starfish, my chocolate starfish".”
“Their [self-titled](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_Starfish_(album) "Chocolate Starfish (album)") debut album, issued in April 1994, peaked at No.”
“# Chocolate Starfish (album) Chocolate Starfish (album) For the Limp Bizkit album, see [Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_Starfish_and_the_Hot_Dog_Flavored_Water "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water").”
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