The person in any social group who has reached such an elevated and unwavering understanding of the cortado that their opinions on coffee become scripture. A cortado god knows the precise milk ratio, has opinions about roast origins, never orders at chains, and can identify a bad pull by the smell alone. In the cafe-culture ecosystem they're the final authority — if the cortado god approves of the shop, the shop is legitimized. This is someone who has transformed a drink preference into a complete sensory philosophy, and who makes you feel slightly unworthy for ever ordering a latte.
Ask Marco where to get coffee — that man is an absolute cortado god, he's tested every specialty shop in the city.
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