geyser
(British, archaic) An instantaneous, and often dangerous, hot water heater.
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Born ~1760 · 1 year of recorded useSeen in the wild
Cold and cranky in Yellowstone today, but Sawmill Geyser was getting it done!
Let's give a big 'Well-Cum' to new club member Egor.💦 Look at him squirting his sperm all over the floor💦 And when we say that we see his dick's a cum geyser!💦 He's been chatting with Shawn and his cock's a real pl…
Two hikers were injured in a bear attack on a popular hiking trail near Yellowstone National Park's Old Faithful geyser, park officials said.
Seasons 1 and 2 were fucking lightning in a bottle some of the best shit I've ever seen then they just HAD to bend over backwards full on geyser shitting on itself while jerking off cuz fucking hulu wants to bleed it…
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyoming — Two hikers were injured in a bear attack on a popular hiking trail near Yellowstone National Park's Old Faithful geyser, park officials said Tuesday. READ: https://mrf.lu/V6sq
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(British, archaic) An instantaneous, and often dangerous, hot water heater.
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(by extension) A momentary vertical jet or fountain of fluid driven upwards by a violent force.
Water was heated either on the gas stove, or on a wall mounted gas-fired "geyser" heater.
“Cold and cranky in Yellowstone today, but Sawmill Geyser was getting it done!”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Let's give a big 'Well-Cum' to new club member Egor.💦 Look at him squirting his sperm all over the floor💦 And when we say that we see his dick's a cum geyser!💦 He's been chatting with Shawn and his cock's a real pleaser.💦 #willywankaclub”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Two hikers were injured in a bear attack on a popular hiking trail near Yellowstone National Park's Old Faithful geyser, park officials said.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Seasons 1 and 2 were fucking lightning in a bottle some of the best shit I've ever seen then they just HAD to bend over backwards full on geyser shitting on itself while jerking off cuz fucking hulu wants to bleed it fucking dry fuck you”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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(planetology, geology, volcanology) A boiling natural spring which throws forth jets of water, mud etc., at frequent intervals, driven upwards by the expansive power of steam.
Geyser means: A boiling natural spring which throws forth jets of water, mud etc., at frequent intervals, driven upwards by the expansive power of steam.. There is no real cause for parental concern; it is descriptive vocabulary rather than risky behaviour. If your teen uses it, context will usually make the intent clear. A short, curious question about where they heard it is usually all that is needed to know whether to follow up.
geyser means: A boiling natural spring which throws forth jets of water, mud etc., at frequent intervals, driven upwards by the expansive power of steam.. Register: neutral, standard English. A common learner mistake is using the word in a register it does not fit, or assuming a single global meaning; native speakers immediately notice when slang appears in formal contexts, so always check the surrounding register before producing it yourself.
“YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyoming — Two hikers were injured in a bear attack on a popular hiking trail near Yellowstone National Park's Old Faithful geyser, park officials said Tuesday. READ: https://mrf.lu/V6sq”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Two hikers were injured after encountering one or more bears near the Old Faithful geyser in Yellowstone National Park. (Yellowstone National Park)”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Two hikers were injured in a bear attack on a popular hiking trail near Yellowstone National Park’s Old Faithful geyser, park officials said Tuesday.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Bear attack injures two hikers in Yellowstone National Park Two hikers were injured in a bear attack on a popular hiking trail near Yellowstone National Park’s Old Faithful geyser © National Park Service”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Too bad, you're gonna be a geyser by the time I'm done with you. You're a wonderful artist and always lovely to talk to. You have a glowing personality that never fails to make me smile.”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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