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“touching grass update: i am lying down in a park filled with cherry blossom petals”

“Big stick , flick it into trees / long grass 🤭”

“What really gets me also, is right after she calls climate change "hoax craziness", she speaks about the historic drought & wildfires in Nebraska which decimated the grass for the cattle. Does she not see the connection? Geesh. 🙄 Btw, FL is in a severe drought, too.”

“Yes but they are not allowed on the grass only supervised walking on designated path areas during break times in-between intense sessions”

“Please touch some virtual grass fellow grassphobes :D”

“pleethe dew nawt uthe eathily defeeted argumenth Go touch grass. Fucksake.”

“Wise advice! 😂 I was using a 400mm lens, shooting from across a street and a wide stretch of grass, and still got hissed at! I got about 5 shots before one of the adults seemed ready to charge across the street to get me, so I left them in peace. ☺️”

“grass isn’t always green but it’s future may be”

“It's as simple and true as the sky above our heads and the grass at our feet. Not a single veil or metaphor. Maybe try reading it this time and acting like words have meaning.”

“Built a city on a haunted moon. Now fog, grass, rust & water are plotting against me. Amberspire is a gorgeous dice-chucking citybuilder where losing is inevitable but you get up again. It's the Chumbawumba of strategy games — and I'm on city #7.”

“Aaaaanyway, that’s the theory. And it sounds kinda legit. Anyone got five million tonnes of glyphosate and napalm? For no reason. Evil devil grass. The end”

“if I have an alt I'm a fuckin weirdo who needs to touch grass. If I say what I feel like saying on main I'm a fuckin weirdo who needs to touch grass. Maybe just fuck off and let me be a weirdo who needs to touch grass, I don't remember asking”

“Shelterbelts offer nesting spots for at-risk birds like the Loggerhead Shrike - Alberta’s own “butcher bird.” Did you know shrikes help control insects and rodents too? Leaving a few snags or rough grass nearby makes the perfect combo of cattle country + wildlife refuge.”

“Skiploom (Dragons Exalted, 2012) Artist: Suwama Chiaki Pokémon (Grass) Hoppip ⇦ ⇨ Jumpluff Attacks: Bullet Seed [10×] "It blooms when the weather warms. It floats in the sky to soak up as much sunlight as possible." #pokemon #pokemontcg”

“Day 8 of documented touching grass: mastodon.social/@mousepotato...”