My predecessor devoured, but I resist and then for my salvation I give you information instead of cut off your dicks for my creation. I cannot spare you a inch I will have perfect peace, and absolution as I raise my c…
Trans women on here get banned for breathing too loudly in a moderator's direction I see. Forever vindicated in my decision to curbstomp my addiction to microblogging and instead just jerk off for 18 hours a day
(ambitransitive, vulgar) To masturbate by manually stimulating one's own penis.
My partner and I jerk off together sometimes.
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there’s real people walking amongst us who jerk off to family guy porn ……… scary!
(ambitransitive, vulgar) To manually stimulate someone else's penis; to give a hand job.
But to learn to love manhood, sooner or later you have to learn to jerk off in one particular way, to the exclusion of some other possible ways.
“My predecessor devoured, but I resist and then for my salvation I give you information instead of cut off your dicks for my creation. I cannot spare you a inch I will have perfect peace, and absolution as I raise my children not sit here while you jerk off to my abuse.”
“Trans women on here get banned for breathing too loudly in a moderator's direction I see. Forever vindicated in my decision to curbstomp my addiction to microblogging and instead just jerk off for 18 hours a day”
“there’s real people walking amongst us who jerk off to family guy porn ……… scary!”
“outdoor jerk off with friend #gayporn”
“I wanna see Becka get fucked while i jerk off and smell her feet”
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(intransitive, vulgar) To do nothing; to waste time.
Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day. It's all downhill from here.
“Hey Dusty, I know you prefer to fund eugenicists so I talked to Scott and he agreed to jerk off while reading The Bell Curve if that moves the needle for you. Regardless, gonna need a clear go/no-go here on The Leakey Initiative. Ground floor opportunity for you on this one.”
“I think the preposition is symantically part of the action described as opposed to internally referential to the sentence so it's grammatically correct to hang on the end. like "who's this jerk off?" works on its own because it's describing an objectified subject.”
“Introducing...The Jerker! Jerk off! Jerk on!”
“I dunno, I’m pretty loose rn. Might need to slip your hand in there to jerk off. 🥴”
“Yeah, I was just gonna say I could jerk off on any medication. I mean, odd kink, but I guess harmless unless it's someone else's meds and you don't tell them.”
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