todger
(UK, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, colloquial) A penis.
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So if yesterday was todger Tuesday then today must be willy Wednesday
No towel, for towel todger Tuesday
Truly terrific todger Tantalising tasty titties Terrific tummy & thighs 🥵🥵🥵
From last night for Tummy and Todger Tuesday.
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(UK, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, colloquial) A penis.
“So if yesterday was todger Tuesday then today must be willy Wednesday”
“Truly terrific todger Tantalising tasty titties Terrific tummy & thighs 🥵🥵🥵”
2005, Alexis James, Into the Woods: Erotic Fairytales and Other Stories, Lulu, US, [http://books.google.com.au/books?id=HYlJyzpf4VYC&pg=PA150&lpg=PA150&dq=%22todger%22|%22todgers%22+-intitle:%22%22+-inauthor:%22%22&source=bl&ots=q1ZvNxDO…
“So if yesterday was todger Tuesday then today must be willy Wednesday”
— Bluesky· May 2026“No towel, for towel todger Tuesday”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Truly terrific todger Tantalising tasty titties Terrific tummy & thighs 🥵🥵🥵”
— Bluesky· May 2026“From last night for Tummy and Todger Tuesday.”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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