toilet
A fixture used for urination and defecation, particularly one with a large bowl and ring-shaped seat which uses water to flush the waste material into a septic tank or sewer system.
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It's all about presentation, at exactly the same time as I was put off asm, I would happily be chewing through those toilet paper logic puzzle books from whsmith
This is like asking "Does Venom (from Spider-Man) use the toilet
Dachshund, Sausage Dog, Funny Bathroom Art Bathroom Art Print Funny Bathroom Sign, Funny Toilet Poster Funny Animal Print Guest Toilet Print bjdesignsx.etsy.com/uk/listing/4... #homedecor #funnybathroomart #wallar…
You know youre dehydrated when your piss is glowing in the toilet in the blacklight bathroom at the gay bar
the toilet shit is a fucking scam same as the random kisses PUT YOUR FUCKING GAY THEORIES IN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE
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A fixture used for urination and defecation, particularly one with a large bowl and ring-shaped seat which uses water to flush the waste material into a septic tank or sewer system.
“Fake news everyone knows he uses a diaper not a toilet”
— Bluesky· May 2026“sitting on the toilet picking my nose”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Lets be fair, I don't think Tarkin ever ate roadkill, or sniffed coke off a toilet seat.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Same, it's an eyesore. Also, the fact that he appears to rely predominantly on toilet humor for the bulk of his "jokes" is particularly grating & just smacks of lazy writing, imho.”
— Bluesky· May 2026“It makes me kinda sad that I work 10-14hrs/day ~7 days a week and, still, probably the most impactful thing I do is shoot off a tweet while sitting on a toilet that a population the size of a city sees”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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(UK, India, AU, HK) A room, enclosed area or single-purpose building containing a fixture or fixtures used for urination and defecation; a bathroom or water closet.
Sorry, I was in the toilet.
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(figuratively) A very shabby or dirty place.
“It's all about presentation, at exactly the same time as I was put off asm, I would happily be chewing through those toilet paper logic puzzle books from whsmith”
— Bluesky· May 2026“This is like asking "Does Venom (from Spider-Man) use the toilet”
— Bluesky· May 2026“Dachshund, Sausage Dog, Funny Bathroom Art Bathroom Art Print Funny Bathroom Sign, Funny Toilet Poster Funny Animal Print Guest Toilet Print bjdesignsx.etsy.com/uk/listing/4... #homedecor #funnybathroomart #wallart #homedecorideas #bathroomart”
— Bluesky· May 2026“You know youre dehydrated when your piss is glowing in the toilet in the blacklight bathroom at the gay bar”
— Bluesky· May 2026“the toilet shit is a fucking scam same as the random kisses PUT YOUR FUCKING GAY THEORIES IN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE”
— Bluesky· May 2026
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