Absofreakinglutely szn means: A stretch of time characterized by relentless positivity, hype, and unshakeable yes-saying - a season where everything is going right and no one can tell you otherwise. Often used to describe a. There is no real cause for parental concern; it is descriptive vocabulary rather than risky behaviour. If your teen uses it, context will usually make the intent clear. A short, curious question about where they heard it is usually all that is needed to know whether to follow up.